Darkness. Main Title. Jimmy Hendrix' "Star Spangled Banner" playing. Scenes of various American landmarks flash across the screen. The Lincoln Memorial's head has been replaced by that of Elmer Fudd. Cut to: Overweight, unshaven Steven Freeling sprawled out on the easy chair in front of the television, which is now playing static. The static clears partially to show, Grand Imperial Warlord Xenu (now deposed) who glares with evil out of the television uttering fowl words. Grand Imperial Warlord Xenu: Cluck! Cluck! Cluck! Quack! Quack! Cock a Doodle doo! Steven Freeling:Err, What did you say?