Note, this is shamelessly bland humor.It is not a real guideline on baking pies. If you use it as a guideline, then wow. Just wow. --F.＜話して～！！＞ 1. Pie crust. Just because you're too lazy to make one yourself so you buy a store-bought one. 2. Canned cherries. Or blueberries, whatever despicable little fruit your heart desires. Once again...store bought. 3. An oven. Of course fool, what ELSE do you bake a pie with? 4. A flattener-roller-thingy thingy. Just in case you want to flatten and therefore permanently ruin your pie crust. If so, why do you need this thing? It kills the purpose of making a pie. Otherwise, keep it there for your own amusement. 5. A fork. To poke those amusing little holes in the pie crust... Oh so you DON'T want the fork? Well fine by me, but