Joseph was called to testify at the Internal Revenue Service (IRS), so he asked his accountant for advice on how to dress for the occasion. "Wear your shabbiest clothing so that they think you’re a pauper." His accountant told him. Joseph decided to ask his lawyer as well. "Wear your best clothing so they know you aren’t intimidated." The lawyer said. Completely confused, Joseph went to his priest and told him about the conflicting advice he had received, asking for his advice. Joseph was confused. "What does any of that have to do with my problem with the IRS?"