Jumping Jack Flash -- what does it really mean? Does it refer to a cheerleader flashing her skivvies during aerial maneuvers? To fart-propelled calisthetics? Heroin? The Bluesbreaker's gardner? Our Uncyclopedia editors had an article headed for the servers, and they wanted to know. As usual, Wikipedia was no help. The CIA didn't know anything either. But the big boys at Uncyc wanted the facts...and we knew where to get them. It was going to take some legwork but that's what Uncyclopedia private investigators do. We're not The Eggman, but boy oh boy are we hardboiled.