Recently I attended a stage production called "The Lusty Argonian Maid." Bawdy, delightful, and filled with innuendo, I am surprised it was never presented in this form before. According to my research, "The Lusty Argonian Maid" has its origins in a long line of tales told by traveling bards, each with a slightly different title and premise, but the same end result: a female innocent succumbs to the charms of a dominant, married male character.