Shiftsmanship, or the use of the shift key on every letter of the alphabet while typing, has been enjoyed by many people throughout the years. It has brought people together from all corners of the globe, of all social standings and cultures. After the brief rise of the 'Patrons of the Shift' in the early 1970s, it has inspired fascination and frustration into the hearts of all who discover it. Below is an essay from a 'Grand Shiftsman' (Who would not give his name for fear of death) who sets out to explain his people and dispel the conspiracy theories: - REAL MEN USE THE SHIFT KEY