The four-hour Hamlet drinking game (say goodbye to your liver): * Chug a beer for a soliloquy. * Drink whenever a vagina joke is made. * Drink whenever a famous actor is clearly shoehorned into the movie for the sake of Hey, It's That Guy!. * Drink whenever a flashback or scene clearly not in the original text happens. * Do a shot every time Brian Blessed appears onscreen. Take a sip of beer every time Kenneth Branagh is clearly trying to out-ham him. * Do a shot for every major character who dies in the final scene.