HTML5 (short for: Heat Evacuation Technology and Materials Liquidation, 5th Generation) is a green technology corporation. It aims to reduce the amount of carbon dioxide in Earth's atmosphere by running liquid water through pipes and conveyor belts between the internets. This novel technique is based on a plumbing system used by ancient Egyptians to make sure that any waste they produced was sent to the gods, only to be returned so they could send it back. Then Ra would say, "Okay, that's enough. Now take this thing back," and hand back the waste items as though nothing had happened. Though still not widely used due to cost, HTML5 technology has applications in the automotive and confusing papers industries.