{Gabe is standing in front of a white backdrop. He is addressing the readers.} Gabe: Hello, reader. Mario Party is bullshit, and if you like it, then you like stupid bullshit. Gabe: Sometimes you'll collect a bunch of coins, but you find later that they were anti-coins, which can only be traded for Nega-Stars. Panel 2 Panel 3 {Gabe shakes his fist.} Gabe: You have the least number of the stars? That's worth a star. IS it? Is it fucking REALLY?