Toy War I was the followup to the The GI Joe-Transformers War when the teenage mutant ninja turtles had taken the capital and were killed by Cobra forces out of hunger for power and lunch. Cobra and his highest ranking general, Destro, decided to attack the Joes while their toy line was a pile of shit and only a handful of POW Joes escaped the microwave ovens of Cobra. The War started last Saturday in the backyard but the conflict spread quickly to the living room.