Well, after word spread that unoriginality had been created, the Werepirateninjas, and clinjas started a war against everyone else. George W. Bush tried to stop it, but he was too stupid. So then, Chuck Norris came back, and he roundhouse kicked everyone to death, except for Mr.T, because he pitied dat fool. So an epic battle between Chuck and Mr.T took place, with Chuck roundhouse kicking and Mr.T pitying fools. Of course, Oscar Wilde won, because he's invincible. The world was then thrown into an Ice Age for eleventy-bajillion centuries.