By Midar Nelvilo Give a baby alit a chunk of meat, and he'll be fed for an hour. Teach a baby alit to find its own meat and you'll be dead in a week. Dark Elves are like volcanos—gray, ornery, and filled with red goo. Never tell a nix-hound that it's ugly. It doesn't speak Cyrodilic, and it won't understand what you're saying. You're just wasting your time. The only road worth traveling is the road that's not made of lava. When you set the table, always leave out one glass for a friend. If they don't show, you can drink two drinks at once. Life is like a cliff racer—it flies right by and it stinks.