Being a quality, expensive beer, you will find that only wankers will choose to purchase Chimay at the bar. However, you do not need to physically be masturbating to drink Chimay, rather this would just hinder taking a Chimay enema, which is the preferred method of consumption for this beer. If you choose to 'bend the elbow' and drink from a glass, or the bottle you will have chosen an unorthodox method of consumption, you should consult a doctor to stop you from making such a rookie mistake. Once the Chimay enema is taken, the drinker becomes refreshed, not because he has urinated in excitement, but because his anus is now filled with liquid gold, Chimay Blue.