"I Do Not Crawl Around Much Anymore" is a song sung by Grover as he relates the story of the things he could do when he was younger versus the things that he can do now that he is older. He can run near and run far, he can dance happily, and he can walk forward and backward, but he hasn't crawled since he was three. And he is so proud. The song is a parody of the Duke Ellington hit, "Don't Get Around Much Anymore".