Do_NOT_click_any_links%21, Rogue Punchlines, Barns and Nobles, George W Bush, Yahoo, Rock, Paper, Airstrike, Jaws did WTC (co-authored with The Thinker), Cyanide, UnNews:Astronauts starting to suspect no one is coming for them, (Leporiphobia and Peyton Manning also appeared on the front page, but were not voted in)