MMMmmmhhhh, Barely White Fry up some bacon because he's comin' over and he's not leaving till breakfast. He was born on an ice breaker in the Arctic in 1776, and floated down to Hollywood on his own, due to all the blubber that kept him afloat. He is affectionately known as the "Love Hobbler" as his women usually tend to hobble when White is through and had his fill. He was mostly found in his lounge chair, until record producers lured him on stage with bacon and naked women. He is also a walrus.