The League of Robots is a highly civilized organization of robots that tend to blather on and tell jokes about humans. Idealistic robots believe that the organization will always be there to defend useless robots from being melted and will kill all humans. However, organics don't believe that such an organization exist and believe it to be all a fantasy. New members are tested by climbing a thousand steps, drinking alcohol all the way. This isn't much of a test since robots are fueled by alcohol but they never really thought about it.