Laa-Laa is one of the very evil Teletubbies and a general in the Teletubby Army. She died from heart disease during The Great Teletubby Massacre, but she can respawn, so she is still alive. Anyway, her first set of bones before her respawn remained, and are kept in The Flyıng Dutchman's rubbish bin (also known as Davy Jones's Locker). Legend says when you disturb the sacred eternal rest of her dead fossil, it reincarnates and she sets you on fire. Then she turns you into Tubby Toast and devours you whole until you're a corpse being digested in her stomach. This is a power only Laa-Laa and the bones have.