Knoxville gets ready to artificially inseminate a cow. First, a professional explains to him what he's going to have to do. After putting on a long glove, he puts his hand in the cow's rectum. Then, he inserts a pipette filled with a bull's sperm in the cow's vagina with his other hand. Now that he's done, he takes off his glove, which is covered in shit, and hits Tremaine in the head with it.