Uh-oh. Did you just have a one-night stand with the Farmers Daughter? Whoops, didn't quite turn out like you figured, huh? Her old man found out, and ow you and Daisy Mae are standing in an altar at a rural church, with your petulant in-laws pointing a shotgun at your back. There's no escape. No Big Damn Heroes are going to rush in and rescue you in a dramatic overblown fashion. You've made this bed and now you're going to lie in it. For the rest of your life. Oh, well--at least Daisy Mae is somewhat pretty... for a girl with only one tooth. Oh my sweet Lord, what were you thinking?!