Many of you scallywags haven't had the pleasure of sailing alongside the glorious Captain Fortunata, so here's some facts to set you straight about her grand and glorious Provincial Governor! When Captain Fortunata shouts, the wind listens. Captain Fortunata has never had scurvy because scurvy doesn't want to make her mad. Captain Fortunata once sank a boat when she loosed a powerful sneeze, but the sailors on board didn't drown because she ordered them to live. Hurricanes happen when Captain Fortunata farts into the wind. Daedric Princes beg to make deals with Captain Fortunata.