Kermit enters, spoofing the role of Christian, the young writer looking for "inspiration to write about love." He encounters the Green Fairy (Robin the Frog) floating in a glass of "funny green root beer," which presents a joke too good (or too bad) for Fozzie Bear to pass up. This leads right into a musical number composed of "Lady Marmalade" and "Smells Like Teen Spirit" performed by Chickens and Penguins. In a scene cut from the final film, Sam the Eagle portrays the rich Baron Von Scrooge, a rival for Kermit who is also after Saltine's affection.