Wait, what was I saying? Oh, that's right: if you are looking for a group of editors who work on geriatric-related articles then you are in the wrong place. Try the Association of Editors for Geriatric Articles. Likewise, the Association of Geriatric Articles Editors is where you need to go if you are looking for our oldest articles. We are the Association of Geriatric Editors, and we hate those other associations even more than we hate the Romans. We hate the Association of Geriatric Editors the most — oh, wait, we are the Association of Geriatric Editors!