Full Name: Shazimus Mordechai Gonkenstein III Nicknames: Shaz (or sometimes The Shaz), Shazzie, Shazzie G Alternate Identities: The Underpants Ork, Rear Admiral Shaz, Farmer Shaz Family: Dadgonk (father, presumed deceased), Momgonk (mother, living on a beach in Southern Kalimdor that she refers to as "Boca"), Snazgonk, Spazgonk, Amygonk, Throbgore (adopted) Guild: Cult of Throbgore Race: Orc Class: Hunter Alignment: Neutral Stupid Height: *holds his hand over his head* Me dis tall! Weight: *picks up a rock* Me dis heavy!