Note: This story is not to be taken seriously and was only written for comical purposes. I am not responsible for any damage to your appreciation to the original story should you sustain any from reading this. Original story found here. -- [Scene opens with a tearful Phineas and Ferb hugging each other. Phineas had just been rescued in the process of taking his own life.] Ferb: You scared the blazing daylights out of me, Phineas. Never do that again. Phineas: I won't. Aw, Ferb, I'm so sorry... Ferb: I'm not a psychologist, but I know killing yourself is never a good idea... Wait a minute....