Rent-A-Cops are the second most frowned-upon profession in history next to being a prostitute (they're basically the same thing). Rent-A-Cops are people who have no skills (except stripping and being totally pwned by ninjas, other villains, henchmen and characters created in dungeons and dragons). They hang around malls and carry baguettes and stern lectures instead of weapons. However, like ordinary cops, they enjoy donuts.