The Café Salmonella is a seafood diner, serving only salmon. It is located in the Fish District, near 667 Dark Avenue. In The Ersatz Elevator, Esmé Squalor tells the children it is very in because it serves salmon. All of the waiters wear salmon costumes. Known dishes are salmon ice cream, salmon pie and salmon ravioli. Instead of ice served in drinks, frozen chunks of salmon are used. Also the interior is decorated with salmon pictures, And it is known that the Restaurant captured the V.F.D. salmon from the Voluntary Fish Domestication program and that many of their waiters were traitors to V.F.D.Esme tells the Baudelaires that they, apparently, do not let you in if you are not wearing pin stripe suits, at the time The Ersatz Elevator takes place.Jerome Squalor despises the restaurant, as