Little old lady is attacked. Little old lady kicks ass. Moral of the story: Never Mess with Granny. If you think that a Mama Bear is bad, this is her Mama Bear. Maternal instinct to the power of two; you're pretty much screwed. The Distaff Counterpart to "Badass Grandpa". Commonly we hear her say that "I Was Quite a Looker". She may also be a Retired Badass or the matriarch of a Badass Family. Older Iron Ladies will generally be this. Might overlap with Good Is Not Dumb; in essence, the Cool Old Lady goes Up to Eleven. See also: When Elders Attack, My Grandma Can Do Better Than You!