Brandy, winning and religion were all invented in Serbia, marking the upturn of human civilization. After Jesus, -17 Roman Emperors were born in Serbia, which is second only to Italy. (Suck on that Albania!! ) Everything was going swell until Constantine was born in north Serbia, and the Greeks had to flee. Then, with the Greeks out of the way, the land was open for the White Serb to come and settle the dankest people ever. The Serbs would then rule the Balkans, fighting everyone within reach, as the Byzantine Empire's protectors. Then the Ottoman Empire came and spoiled all the fun.