"I tried to leave the kids with father, but they wouldn't answer the door. That's weird. Damned fine if you ask me. Running out on their parental responsibilities. That's just how it goes, though, I guess. Ever since my wife left me, it seems like it's been one crappy day after another. I figured the kids staying with my folks wouldn't count as time with me and I could keep them a little longer, but now I HAVE to count this time. DAMN IT! If that wasn't bad enough, when we went to buy tickets, the fat ugly lady behind the glass kept giving me crap about how John was too young to see the superhero movie. Then why do they sell toys and comic books of this movie? Ever think of that, dumbass? I bet they have a Saturday Morning Cartoon show of Watch-Men. I bet she hates men because they never p