Name-dropping is, as said by Oscar Wilde, during a party attended by him, Chuck Norris, Captain Planet, Lindsay Lohan and Optimus Prime for the 45th birthday of Jerry Seinfeld, the act of randomly dropping names into shitty articles and ideas to make them seem better. This idea is often practiced by Robbie Rotten and The Beatles, in an attempt to best William Shakespeare and William Shatner at a game of cross-country Where's Waldo?. As deplorable as this idea is, its popularity has grown among Nascar fans, movie-goers, and the population of Iceland, though not nearly as much among scuba divers, professional gimps, triangles or the average stereotypical Jew. Nobody is entirely sure how the practice has originated, but Keanu Reeves theorizes that it may have something to do with Colonel Sand