Rufus Q Shupilluliumash (last name best sung to the tune of "Fascinatin' Rhythm") was a Cadet in the Space Patrol. His commanding officer was Captain Erasmus Z Utnapishtim. Utnapishtim assigned Shupilluliumash to investigate the thefts of several throne rooms and their antechambers from various planets around the galaxy. At the time he received the assignment, Shupilluliumash, a giant hamster, was hung over after enjoying too many fermented starflower seeds. Utnapishtim, also a giant hamster, understood his condition but was not sympathetic. Rufus wished death upon himself, Utnapishtim, and the Omniscient Narrator in that order. None of the wishes were granted so he wheeled the PS Habitrail to Earth, site of the most recent theft.