"Bros! ...-and... uh, sisters!...-and the other unwashed masses who have tuned in! I bid you welcome! My name is Charles Maniaca von Injoface, and I am your host for this show. Join me, if you dare, as we embark on a perilous quest and put fourteen guys and gals through the most extensive and terrifying challenges that I can legally perform under Lichenblossom law!" Charles turned to the camera and grinned, showing his brilliant white teeth.