Created by the inbreeding of Goths and Christians, Christian Goths are a rare and mentally sub-par race of beings. Like all Goths, they cause hypocrisy radars to break down by moving around in groups, dressed in black attire and makeup, excessive piercings, and are often mistaken for drag queens. However they differ from their Visigoth ancestors in that they have forsaken the ancient tradition of sacking Rome and putting the church to the torch, making them enormous hypocrites. Many goths wish to be either dead or Japanese.