Janez I. T. Janša (born Janez Ivan Tomaž Luka Matej Janša; 17 September 1958; also know as Our Leader, Lighthouse of Europe and Ivan the Storm) is the supreme leader of Slovenia. He is the most competent politician in the world and the most accomplished alpinist. While flogged for his harsh style of rule by the Communist Media, people close to him often say he is a gentle man of tender emotions and, in fact, very modest. His greatest passions are mountains and his three children. His ex-wife... not so much.