Be astounded when Picard rides a horse (No, not Beverley Crusher), when Kirk makes Eggs, when Data says "Oh, Shit", when Scotty stops drinking, when Chekhov says Nuclear Wessels, when Captain Columbo solves the murder, when Wesley Crusher dies and when Troi proves why women shouldn't drive. What can you say about a film starring Captain Cameron? Or one where that William Shatner acted circles around you-know-who? This article is a stub because the previous author was too damn lazy to finish it.