Super Megason (Japanese: たわごとファック尻, Good Game System) is the best video game console ever made. In fact, it's so good that it an estimated 92,898,749,843,270,998,948,664,928,302,840,984,272,402 units were sold at launch, half of which were bought by Donald Trump. Unfortunately, those bastards at Nintendo stole the idea and released the Super Nintendo Entertainment System, which was a piece of shit. Another model was also made, known as the Evil Darkson, which featured a more mature lineup of games compared to the family-friendly titles on the Megason. Although those fuckers at Nintendo tried once again to rip the system off by releasing the Nintendo Wii, but their version sucked ass and played shitty sports games or something.