Maxwell Wooden Planck (23 April 1858 – 4 October 2011) was a controversial working-class English butcher who, by accident, didn't invent quantum theory as an excuse to explain how inexplicable modern day physics are. His tome: The Quantum Butcher earned him the special Nobel Platinum Trifle award in 1918 despite being written using The Quantum Alphabet (much to the disgust of his friend Albert Einstein).