Long ago, there were some penguins. On the other side of the universe, penguins ruled the galaxy. Head of the penguins was Darth Pingu. On his home planet Penguinland, the penguins used a legendary force called the Fish. It was an early version of the Force, and Darth Pingu taught it to his followers (The Order of the Haddock). But after Pingu died, the penguins became angry and turned evil, and it is said that Darth Plagueis the wise was Darth Pingu's great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandson.