The Cynical Brit. AKA Total Biscuit; Total Halibut; Dark Halibut; John Bain. John Bain, better known by his screen name Total Biscuit, is a British-born creator of YouTube video reviews and commentary. He does fast-paced Starcraft II Multiplayer commentary, first-impression videos of indie games on Steam and other digital-distribution platforms through a series known as WTF is..., and collaborations with other channels, such as co-op playthroughs of Magicka and Trine 2 with the Yogscast guys and a Terraria series with Jesse Cox of OMF Gcata.