The question we should be asking is: Why, when there are hundreds and thousands of links to the word Adopt, in the grand Holy Uncyclopedia, did no one think to explain such an incredibly simple thing as Adopt? Is it that the word is such a dangerous and dark secret, it's to be avoided? Is it that one is afraid at the mere mention of it, one could be Abducted oneself? Well, fair-seekers-of-content-lacking-absolute-truth-so-long-as-it's-not, read on, for the task has befallen on oneself to navigate through the horrendous and treacherous waters of making it all up but sounding as believable as possible.