Old Man River is an Ozzamalayastraiyanic band which sounds like it consists of 10 people, many of them playing strange instruments such as the sit-arse, blah machine and of course, the 99% fat free, diet, 2 for the price of 1, special offer, CHEAP CHEAP CHEAP, FREE STEAK KNIVES WITH EVERY PURCHASE, BUY 6 AND GET A $100 VOUCHER (EXPIRES 20/5/70, SORRY NO RAINCHECKS, ONLY AT OUR STORE!!!!!!!)!!!!!!!!!!!!, fnurdliest thing possible, the fnurdle. They were formed because we've been waiting for so long, for the sunshine, for the sunshine. Where is the sunshine? Old Man River is also not notable.