Final Fantasy XII (ファイナルファンタジーXII; Fainaru Fantaji Ekushuu Eye Eye) is a tale of love, loss, androgynous anime characters, and dental floss. The 12th installment of Final Fantasy, it has done poorly in sales (obviously), partially because of the many Square Enix fans that had the common sense to return this game, but also due to people Googling "Ashe and Fran mud wrestling" instead of buying the game. This game is not about the cold war, nor is is about nuclear weaponry.