The Watergate Scandal was evidently some sort of bad thing that happened...like...a really long time ago. A thosuand yearz ago I thiknk. I'm really not exactly sure what happeed, but I think it had something to do with some guy named Richard M. Nixon, which is really funny because his name is "Richard," which is abbreviated as "Dick." Which reminds me of yesterday when I said "dick" to my friend and we laughed for five hours, even after we'd completely forgotten what it wasz we were laughing about. We don't have the longest attention spans. I've actually forgotten what this article I'm supposed tobe writting is about. Oh yeah, Watergate.