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Usage stats on Mopsy the Goldfish- the unfortunate loss

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On March 15th, 2009, the first casualty of Twihard hysteria took place. Mopsy, a goldfish belonging to a seven-year-old anti named Izabella, called Iza for short (see, even seven-year-olds can see Twilight sucks!) was killed by Iza's brother's girlfriend. It happened because Iza told her brother and his girlfriend that Twilight sucks. The girlfriend, being the irrational Twihard bitch that Twihards are known for being, flung poor Mopsy's fishbowl across the kitchen and stomped on Mopsy, killing the poor goldfish. According to witness dustmites, Mopsy's last words, before his tiny skull was crushed were "Why me? I was but an innocent bystander! WHY DO I HAVE TO DIE??"

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