Gush about Real Life here. --- * I know it's a cliche, but monkeys do, in fact, make everything better!! * SEX! You know the expression, "it's better than sex"? NOTHING is better than sex! NOTHING! * For that matter, porn. Thank you porn, for reliving stress and boredom for billions everywhere. * And masturbation, too. * Masturbation FTW. * Women. My GOD, where do I begin??? How about... how they can make a lame joke hilarious, just because they laugh at it. Or how about how you can entertain yourself for hours watching them shop for that one pair of pumps that they must have to go with their purse. Or maybe I can talk about how they listen to you tell a story about your day at the factory as if it's the most riveting and suspenseful tale ever told. Or is it how