Drinking game for the Cult Classic B-movie Deathstalker II: * 1 drink every time the theme music plays * 1 drink every time a character calls the protag "'Stalker", 2 every time they call him "Deathstalker" * 1 drink every shot containing a topless woman * 1 drink every time a character is impaled with something * 2 drinks every time a midget appears onscreen * Finish your drink every time the film visibly rips off another, better film * You will go through at least six beers a person by the time the credits roll.... about 70 minutes in.