Def: Everything that isn't Since Nine-Eleven. Synonyms: insignificant; old-fashioned; lilly-livered; rational; scientific; constitutional. Usage: That's Pre Nine-Eleven Thinking. (pronounced thay-ats prih NeyeN-ih-lev-un THAY-'nk-'n). Note: Pre Nine-Eleven is Bill Clinton's fault. Image:PHCollegeLogoSMALL.jpg Image:Stephen Colbert National hero.jpg Image:USCapitolDome.jpg Image:Washington who.jpg To achieve the proper education,"Pre Nine-Eleven"provides All The History You Need To Know.