File:Rotating Rick Astley by jello bomb.gif Astleyism is a branch of utopianism characterized by a common attachment to Rick Astley. There are numerous key thinkers in Astleyism including, Jack the Enlightener, Sam the Inventor, Tony Zemaitis and Sam Coleman. The idea was conceived in a classroom on a hot Friday afternoon when Jack the Enlighter and Sam the Inventor weresupposed to be doing politics. There are numerous forms of Astleyism including Anarcho-Astleyism, created by Sam the Inventor, Spritual Astleyism and Conservative Astleyism, both of which were created by Jack the Enlightener. All are characterized by numerous Astleyist's wanting to make Astley the king of the world, so that he can implement his, now well known, principles.