The Problem of the Wrecked Car, first put forward by Dr. Some Guy Involved in a Fender-Bender On The Way To Work, Ph.D, is one of considerable weight and elegant simplicity. The problem is stated as so: "If there is a God, I'd still have a car and my wife would still love me." Logically, it was broken down like this: Of course, this argument does not necessitate that there is no god, rather that there may be a supervillain god that takes sadistic pleasure out of killing you slowly from the inside. For a more concrete proof, one must turn to other formations of the argument.